Realistic
Wish
A man on
his Harley was riding along a California beach when suddenly the sky clouded
above his head and in a booming voice, God said, "Because you have tried to be
faithful to me in all ways, I will grant you one wish."
The biker pulled
over and said, "Build a bridge to Hawaii so I can ride over anytime I want."
God
replied, "Your request is materialistic. Tjink of the enormous challenges for
that kind of undertaking, the supports required reaching the bottom of the
Pacific and the concrete and steel it would take! I can do it, but it is hard
for me to justify your desire for worldly things. Take a little more time and
think of something that could possibly help mankind."
The biker
thought about it for a long time. Finally, he said, "God, I wish that I, and
all men, could understand women. I want to know how she feels inside, what
she's thinking when she gives me the silent treatment, why she cries, what she
means when she says nothing's wrong, why she snaps and complains when I try to
help and how I can make a woman truly happy."