Thursday, March 7, 2013

Where's the English?


I recently posted a suggestion on Google+ that one viewer didn't care much for, so he posted a comment which simply said: ISHYGDDT!

When I first saw it, I thought it was in another language, but upon further review I realized it was in TEXTING format. For those who don't know what that is, it's the new short-form of English people use to text each other with on cell phones and other mobile communication devices.

Customarily, these types of text formats are usually only used on mobile devices since only a certain number of characters can be sent per text message. But, when you are posting or commenting on websites or blogs you do not have the same space restrictions, so I couldn't understand why the comment was written in that fashion. Perhaps the person uses text-talk so often that it was simply force of habit. In any case, I had no idea what it meant so I Googled it.

ISHYGDDT means, "I seriously hope you guys don't do this!"

Since I am someone who doesn't text, I would never have known what those letters stood for today, if I hadn't Googled it. It's a scary thing though. Nowadays there are so many of these texting-type words out there, they seem to be overtaking usage of proper English. Words are shortened, abbreviated, are acronyms or letters mixed with numbers... The list goes on.

The problem is, this new-age English will eventually muddle communication to the point where people will need to look up (or Google) the abbreviations and acronyms to understand the message or information being relayed to them.

I cringe every time I read a message from my 15-year-old grand-daughter who uses these TEXTING-type words diligently. I find myself reading the message over and over again trying to understand what she's saying. It's so frustrating. And it's not only the texting form of English she's using. Some of the slang words she uses I need to Google as well. Here are just a few examples of slang words being used by the younger generation today:

Flop: A flop is when a planned event doesn't end up happening. A flopper is someone who often cancels last minute.

Epic Fail: Now if a fail is a fail in life, then an epic fail is a fail of giant proportions. An epic fail can also refer to a task that is meant to be easy, but still wasn't carried out properly. 

Lipdub: A lipdub may not be as common among all teens, but a lot of libdubs have been popping up on the Internet. Essentially, a lipdub is a music video done in one take with a variety of people singing along. 

Pwned: No, this is not a typo. Pwned is spelled with a "p" and is pronounced 'owned.' History suggests it originated in an online game called "Warcraft," where a map designer misspelled "owned." (Just look how close "p" and "o" are on your keyboard). When the computer beat a player, it was supposed to say, "has been owned." Being owned means someone just proved you wrong, but it could also be positive. If you did well on a test, guess what? You pwned that test.

Pos: If you ever happen to look over your son or daughter's shoulder while they are on instant message sites or Facebook and you see "pos," it refers to: parents over shoulder.

And those are just a few, there are many, many more. It's so confusing that I asked my grand-daughter to use 'real English' because I don't understand most of what she's trying to say to me in texting-type format with the inclusion of new slang.

I don't believe I'll ever get used to this text-type of English or these new slang words—not that I want to either. I'm quite happy to continue communicating in the best way yet known to mankind, proper English.