- A computer was something on TV, from a science fiction show of note?
- A window was something you hated to clean and ram was cousin to a goat?
- Meg was the name of my girlfriend?
- And gig was a job for the nights now they all mean different things
and that really mega bytes?
- An application was for employment?
- A program was a TV show?
- A cursor used profanity?
- A keyboard was a piano?
- Memory was something that you lost with age?
- A CD was a bank account?
- And if you had a 3" floppy you hoped nobody found out about?
- Compress was something you did to the garbage,
not something you did to a file!
- And if you unzipped anything in public you'd be in jail for awhile?
- Log on was adding wood to the fire?
- Hard drive was a long trip on the road?
- A mouse pad was where a mouse lived?
- And a backup happened in your commode?
- Cut you did with a pocket knife?
- Paste you did with glue?
- A web site was a spider's home and a virus was the flu?